Blog Mental - Random Crapola

Mental Minutes: Hold your nutsack, we're back

Sun, 04 Mar 2007 12:52:50 -0800

Hey kids. After a prolonged hiatus, BM has - partially - gotten its proverbial shit together and is back in the bullshit business. We've moseyed on over to our very own dedicated server where we will permanently remain, hell or highwater(s), and we're looking forward to making some incremental improvements site-wide over the next few months.

There's good news and, well, even more good news. Read-the-hell-on to find out some of the gory details regarding your friendly-neighborhood and newly-independent Blog Mental....

BM Random Crapola: We're Back in Action

Mon, 13 Feb 2006 12:03:40 -0800

Merry whatever. We hope all you lil' bastards had a great holiday (or whatever) and during 2006 BM promises to keep delivering loads o' fun rat's ass type stuff along with the assorted random skateboarding news. We also predict this will be the Year of Brad Staba.

Madmin's Memoirs: Gator Was, Well, Kind Of A Dick

Wed, 30 Nov 2005 12:08:08 -0800

The whole Neil Heddings fiasco had me taking a trip down a dark side alley of memory lane, regarding the many experiences I've had with skaters who have ended up in prison. Well, perhaps there really aren't that many - on the order of four or five - but one is too many for my taste. Arguably, the worst of these episodes was involving Mark Rogowski, a.k.a. Gator, a.k.a. Gator Mark Anthony.

BM Useless Crap: Cocaine Kate!

Wed, 16 Nov 2005 14:35:29 -0800

Poor Kate Moss. You do a little blow, unknowingly get caught on tape and lose millions! What's a girl to do??? Moss was dropped by Burberry, Chanel and Swedish clothing giant H&M. The British cosmetics company Rimmel London said it was "reviewing" her $2.3 million contract. Well, we don't have the answer, but we do have a brand new internet game to keep you lil' bastards from doing your work all the day long. Like me. Right now. Here we have a recent snapshot of Moss leaving rehab in Arizona looking approximately 132 years old.

Mental Minutes: Vogue Strikes A Pose(r)

Sun, 23 Oct 2005 15:36:43 -0700

You can add this one to your list of totally random fashion skate references. The October 2005 issue of Vogue Magazine has run a photo set of Gwyneth Paltrow being, uhhh, stalked by a suspicously conspicuous skateboard? Not only that, but it appears they solicited a Peralta doppelganger to jump around with Gwyneth in some sort of Pagan ritual celebration.

Mental Minutes: See Jane Swoon

Wed, 16 Nov 2005 18:51:14 -0800

The fact that I have even seen the new Jane magazine is a testament to my propensity for being house-bound, but every now and again there's a tidbit worth checkling over in one of my awesome and super dope girlfriend's style-rags.

Those tidbits seem to be popping up more often than ever before, and here we have what is probably the forty-billionth "skateboard as fashion accessory" photo shoot/interview this year, with Lords of Dogtown co-star Heath Ledger looking ooooh-soooo-dreeeeemy.

really random

Thu, 28 Jul 2005 05:47:13 -0700

dude so im just sitting here on the computor in my boxers (that are white)and for some reason i thought i'd tell you that...and today is going to be very ...well to my self because im going to have to stay home but...i think its not going to be that bad...alright......well i think im going to go...theres nothing else to say other than cats can run but they cant hide...i have a dog bitch!!

It's, Like, Just A Plant, Man...

Sat, 30 Jul 2005 13:19:42 -0700

Sweet baby Jesus have we been waiting for this!!! It's Just A Plant is a book written for the sole purpose of explaining and educating children about the effects, dangers (BM's not sure there are any) and benefits of marijuana use. Hailed by The NY Post as "funny and offbeat" and called an "outrage" by Entertainment Weekly the book is sure to be historic for it's up-front approach on illegal drugs. What's next? The Meth Review for Teens???

meow once again

Thu, 28 Jul 2005 05:48:12 -0700

hell putting firecrackers in my ass is fun and i mean really fun but i thingk skaten it up real good is betterbut ya i got a blister on my foot from new shoes though so i was kinda not happy when i was skaten it up real good but ya then !! hah then i went to this skate park ohh man did it have a good flow so i just took my shoes off and just carved it up real good and ya i just never really gotten a chance to do that but hell it was fun and it ya ...god it was just amazingit was orgasmic!!! thats right orgasmic... but ya it was funny i was bare foot and i still goot it real good hella well i think im out...

message bored

Thu, 28 Jul 2005 05:48:35 -0700

So?

Go Blow Yourself Up!

Thu, 28 Jul 2005 17:09:56 -0700

Some of you may recall a wonderful and informative news piece we ran earlier this year on Skate Mental.

Simply titled, Bottle Rocket Science 101 it is a timeless gem...
ENJOY YOUR FOURTH!!!!!!

YO! DOOKIE!!!

Thu, 28 Jul 2005 05:49:14 -0700

Sure Fire way to pass a breathalizer...

Tue, 26 Jul 2005 11:00:37 -0700

New Pocket Flare?

Tue, 26 Jul 2005 11:01:27 -0700

Steven, has once again proven he was ahead of his time with his music, dress, and now with organic pieces of what is now called FLARE!!!

Madmin Ripping

Tue, 26 Jul 2005 11:02:18 -0700

I found this jem. Backside at the Tennis Court banks in Berk. Very nice.

Holla Madmin!