Hey everyone!

Since copying and pasting press releases, old news, and the continual lowering of standards as they relate to quality and original content seems to be all the rage on skateboarding websites these days, I figured I'd hop on the bandwagon. Here's all the important news!

Alex Olson is on Girl!

Elissa Steamer is on Zero!

Muska and Baptista left shortys!

Rob Welsh is on Santa Cruz...how long till he's not sponsored at all? How about less than a year?

Plan B is back!

Bob Burnquist is on FLIP!

The Real video is out!

The Krooked video premiered!

Adidas is trying to make skate shoes again!

Skate bloggers kissing industry ass are fucking lame!

Skate Mental is making boards!

Have a good weekend! Go do something typical and boring!