Check out the SkateCritic impostor on the Sacklunch boards...

This wasn't me. Don't be fooled by lame-ass imitators.

But then again don't they say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery? Maybe, but some people need to try just a little bit harder in the originality department. I mean, try to copy my style all you want, but at least come up with a different name pal.

Speaking of shitty gossip websites, remember when skateboardrumors.com was actually worth visiting?

I've seen posts mysteriously disappear from that site, and that really can only mean one thing...