Just for clarity's sake, that God reference is not anywhere near being in the context of a self reference. More like the internet gods, who torment me on a daily basis, keep me from showering and, ironically, make my life a living hell. All that shit aside, this post serves to let all you bastards out there that never join know the following: You may comment on stories now. Yeah, you heard me right, look inside for more.

The hitch is that those comments have to be approved if they are from an "Anonymess" user. Why? Well because I don't want advertisements for cock-cream and vaginal swabs in the comments, and if I don't regulate that shit, that's what will happen.

So, feel free to comment away, Mr. and Mrs. Anonymess user. Or join for Christ's sake.