Im in the United States Army. It's a pretty cool organization if i might say so. I mean, they help you get into shape(lots of push-ups), the pay is alright(before they take it back), and lets not forget the free airfare and housing when they send you to warm, sunny vacation spots(Iraq). I enjoy video games and the occasional enema. I also enjoy skateboarding, which the more intellectaul of you may have already guessed.